Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Randomize