I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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