Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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