the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Holy sore nipples Batman
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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