So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have post one night stand depression
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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