hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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