i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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