it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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