Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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