Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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