Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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