Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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