so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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