How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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