Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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