Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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