how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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