i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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