Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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