If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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