i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Welp...herpes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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