it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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