My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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