dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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