gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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