Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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