can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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