You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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