I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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