ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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