just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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