I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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