he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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