There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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