when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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