i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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