So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
