I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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