you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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