Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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