we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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