I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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