I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So many bounce houses so little time
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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