Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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