If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
