What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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