Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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