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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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