Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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