Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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