"it" just moved
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
