The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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